Dressy Reader Mugs

Girl and book

A woman with a novel and poetry handbag.

'Which wine goes best with 'the old man and the sea'?'

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

Ok, ok, last page.

"That's a good look for you, J.B."

'After you with the camouflage.'

T-Shirt: Living very contentedly in the big gray area between 'Retro' and 'Cutting Edge.'

Radiant, yet flammable.

Fancy Dress Box

Mountaineering section

No stopping. I'm binge-listening.

Closet.

Frank was engrossed in his book --- He lost track of time and got a sunburn! Now he's well-read and well-red!

Satan

'I will be a chaperone at the senior prom. I need a prom dress but I don't want to be mistaken for a student.'

'My socks don't match, but neither me nor my socks care.'

Memories of Souvenirs and Memorabilia.

Misery lit...

Beard, socks and sandals.

Law Books

He barged in only to discover the devil the blue dress on.

Blonde woman talking to airport bookshop assistant, 'I'll be spending a lot of time by the pool - do you have anything in pink that would match my bikini?'

"I don't mind the dressing up... it's the way they serve the food that irks me."

I wonder if they have these in an eighteen...

"This gown just ain't big enough for the both of us."

'... and then Peter was Mr. McGregor...'

"I love it when you wear fish nets."

7 Dwarves of Shoes

'No. . . Her Jane and that better not be a thong Jerry!'

'A large hole has appeared in the wall of the nudist camp - Police are looking into it.'

'Whoever said 'dressed to kill' hasn't seen your average murderer.'

'A man's gotta do what a man's gotta do...'

The real flower-show

Silly me: I'm holding my book the right way up...