Sporty Foal Pillows

'Polo dear, we're going to play Polo, not Water-Polo...'

"They’re baseballs. You throw ’em."

"I'm not using my jumper as a goalpost, sir, I'm using it as a jumper."

COWS: Cow Pong

Golf Clubs Underwater.

'I don't mind being sent off Sir - but not during the warm-up!'

Shirts vs Skins: 'I don't know about this.'

'I only come to the game for the half time entertainment and snack bar privileges.'

Extreme Sheepherding

Don't play with your food!

"My new boyfriend is a golfer. . .he's very good with his putter!"

Ping Pong

'Did you know golf is the healthiest sport you can play?'

"It's opening day."

'Kevin, I'm sorry for losing my temper on the eighteenth. Ah I see they removed the flag alright.'

'The bad news is we have to amputate your liver - the good news is it'll be great with onions!'

'Now that she is pregnant, can she have a rhinoceros injection and a Catholic operation?

Frogman catches a fly with his tongue.

Dream sheep jumping over fence using Fosbury Flop technique.

Swing by won't you?

Grip will improve with experience.

huntsman on horseback

"Are we just going to run suicides again all day?"

'He's so cute Jean! How old is he now?'

"My mother always serves lengua casserole!"

Opticians.

"We're speeding up the game by replacing the seventh inning with the 'Ring' cycle."

'Heads up!!'

'I decided not to wear it in a pony tail.'

'Hey! You let Paul in first! What am I - chopped liver?!...'

Aunt Bess's Entrail Pie, 'it's Offally Good.'

Tricky Shot.

"Oh no, sweetie. I don't play. I just want to look like I do."