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The incapacity benefits people want you to give them a ring...'

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"All this pitching and hitting- I'm convinced there's a deeper meaning to it all."

'Well, I got a hunting license and a fishing license and by golly I'm going to use them.'

Improvised Dentistry.

Boys making skis from bits of fence.

The Cricketer and the Golfer

'... and finally, before tip-off, let's all be courteous and turn off our cell phones.'

Ski Surfing

Skier.

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Discus accidents.

'Yes, it is last year's hunting license, but I'm only hunting the ones I missed last year.'

Church Open 51 Sundays Per Year, Closed Superbowl Sunday

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Dog fetching golf ball

"Mr. October"

'Wow... Here comes 'Holy' Andy Jones, king of headers!'

"Sulk all you want Edward, we are not adding sporting equipment to our wedding registry!"

'Elements' sports team

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

At the Olympic qualifiers for staring out the window

'This is Bob. He's really short, but he's got quick hands, watch.'

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

"Hoo-whee! Nice shot, Tom. You just missed the trap."

'On Tuesdays, I bowl.'

Castaway uses a solar panel to watch TV.

Wow... The Performance Enhancing Drug For The Rest Of Us...

"Alright if we play through?"

Will I ever meet a financial advisor who inerstands my needs and likes the same sports teams I do?

Cricketer catching a ball with his hat.

Grim Reaper's caddy hands him the correct scythe from a golf bag of different scythes

Help a struggling bowler out of the gutter.

How the west was really won...

'The clay one You're meant to shoot the clay pigeon'