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"Department of Sports Analogies"

I like the Jets...I guess

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"It evened out, for every free kick they got, we had one against us."

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

The Boys of Indian Summer

A skier and a paraglider

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Charles is a linguist. He speaks three language...golf, baseball and football.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

'Remember that summer we coached little league?'

'Well, I've stopped racing professionally you see, so I can enjoy good food at long last...'

Boy spinning basketball on finger next to dog spinning ball on wagging tail.