Sports Spirit Bearer Gifts

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

The trauma of losing.

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

American Football.

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Official Team Cap With Beard

The commentators want to run the officials...

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

Corporate thinking.

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Lion v Kiwi.

'Well, did you win or what?'

So you're wearing a bag over your head because you're ashamed of your team?' 'It's a cloaking device.'