Sports Spirit Bearer Gifts

'You can't escape it, son. Being a team mascot is our family's destiny.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

The trauma of losing.

'Thou shalt not steal...except for bases.'

"We can't Sunday. We've been invited to 'you know who's' skybox."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

'What are we, wimps? Are we gonna let a bunch of rabbits push us all over the field? Come on, big guys.'

"Attention, wanna-be son-in-law ... we're losing!"

Official Team Cap With Beard

"Hope you like working here. You'll find this place runs like clockwork!"

American Football.

The commentators want to run the officials...

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Joey Barton's red card wins Premiership League for Manchester City.

Tweet! Tweet! Tweet! Ok, team it's a tie. We're going into overtime. First score wins the game! Let's see your fiercest game faces! That's it! My sudden death panel!

Isn't there something about this in th Geneva Convention

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Why are you insisting on spending Christmas in hospital, Gran? I prefer the Santa here, darling.

"Keep it up. His knuckles are getting really sore"

'Don't worry, I've got your back.'

'I guess you're not from around here. In this region of the country football is in the religion section.'

Corporate thinking.

"Yin and Yankee fan"

Football tournament fever during office hours.

'Get out there, Holmes, and pile on!'

"I've never been into the other team's end... what's it like?"

'Uruguayan? - No, he's from Scotland.'

The Thurston State Hornets make their entry onto the field.

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

"I'm sorry your team lost - perhaps you should have rooted for the other team."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

Mr Briggs's Pleasures of Fishing - No. IV

Lion v Kiwi.

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