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'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"Jesus, I wish you a good trip home to Serbia!"

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

'Let's go over our secret play.'

'You can all relax and resume your game. The unattended bag discovered on the infield turned out to be the second base.'

'But he's supposed to tell everyone how much you weigh! '

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

'His 5 hour energy drink timed out. If only he had taken it 3 seconds later.'

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

'And remember...no sudden moves in the shoot out.'

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

'...And if that doesn't work, grab your rifle and start blasting away.'

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Glenn Hoddle

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Loser's Podium.

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

'It's not your fault, Dewey. Whenever a call doesn't go his way, he goes ballistic.'

"I'm against pain killers for players, but I'm for them for supporters."

'Because I CAN'T follow my dreams, dummy!'

'To protect their investments, many baseball owners are hiring bodyguards for their players.'

The Washington Arbitrators

"Of course my main concern is how the situation in Eastern Europe will affect the pennant race."

Free Speech has heavy price.

Why are you dressed like a British lawyer? The term is barrister, but it doesn't surprise me you don't know that. In fact, it helps me make the case I'm here to prove today: That you're a meathead because you suffered concussions playing football. That's ridiculous. Hold on! Let your counsel represent you. I want to be fair. Counsel? Never mind. He seems to have no comment.

'You better have a hunting license.'

"Just to set the record straight, I'm leaving you because you never turn your body to the net, you don't have a smooth swing, and because your forehand, backhand, and volley are inadequate!"

"This one is called 'Essence of Hockey Bag.'"

Organically Grown Athlete - Guaranteed free of chemicals.

'... and I almost want to thank my pharmacist.'

'Well, here's your answer, Schluman. How can I possible promote you to district sales manager if you can't even palm a basketball?'

'Good morning, class. I am Mr. Penny and will be your coach today. I expect you to behave - no running and jumping!'

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"We must prepare for the threat of China laying claim to Raducanu."