Sports Prowess Admirer Pillows

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'This wasn't quite the fairytale ending that Colin had anticipated...'

Raheem Sterling

Dedication to excellence....

Wilfried Zaha

Cristiano Ronaldo

Ernesto Valverde Tejedor

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'You beat me by two...but with your penalties I beat you by 150!'

'Sounds like it'll flop.'

Football Sculpture.

'Steeee-rike three!'

Rugby Mad.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'The bad news is he wants to be a jockey.'

Sergio Aguero

'If it's alright with your agent, Kolwalski, I'd like to hand the ball off to you.'

Daley Thompson

Football

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

Do you really have to do that every time you make a good call? 76. If refs acted like players.

'We could have a problem here lads.'

Angel Basketball

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Would you mind repeating that? I didn't get any of it until you got to seven!"

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Muhammad Ali

Swimming - Just isn't my sport.

Nadal's bottles

David Beckham

Jimmy Hill

"Harry can never remember whether it's the winner or the loser who's supposed to jump over the net."