Sports Media T-Shirts

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Trial by Media

"The Net National Product rose slightly last month."

Occu-Pie Mars

"Good game."

In the Guru District

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

Squeezing the Free Press.

Football Fans

''...And defend the Constitution of the United States.' -- And now, I'd like to pardon the following Illinois politicians....'

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'My feet are killing me.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Mr. Metamorphosis: "At least this better than waking up as a cockroach."

"Portrait of a Lady"

News: Deaths! Deaths! Deaths!

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

Church for sports worshipers.