Sports Lover With A Sense Of Humor Mugs

Using a javelin to remove a tooth.

Golfer to other: 'I've never seen anyone slice a putt before.'

"He tested positive for a new fever ... TB12."

Saving a Heart

'Why couldn't you throw like that in the game?'

'Best save I've ever seen.'

'Almost anyone can learn to play golf, and you're the 'almost'.'

'He's gonna dunk on me. I just know it.'

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

'...and watch out for his 'flipper'!'

"Lord Stanley's Cup...and Bailey"

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Football heads...

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

Punishment for the kicker.

"You are aware that’s a golf ball?"

Team medic spraying deodorant

Pole jumper about to land on a giant whoopi cushion.

T-Rex Racing: A Short-Lived Sport

'...And Timmy, as usual, will guard goal.'

Captain Ahab and Moby Dick in Retirement

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

'...Do the Hokey-Pokey and turn yourselves around...'

'In this...um...part of the circle...'

Foam finger gets stuck up a foam nose.

Dominique Valera - The King/Cat

"I'm sorry I called you boring."

'What do we think? We think it's foolish to skip obedience school and go straight to the NBS...'

'Relax, teamwork always leads to a slam dunk.'

Jack Nicholas - Sun-Visor

The only drug this league tests positive for is Geritol.