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Racism in football

Enhanced Pedophilia Interrogation Techniques

Nelson Mandela in despair over the crime rates in SA.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

Florida Governor, Rick Scott, cuts funding for rape victims.

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Can't even hold signs well.

What Does God Know?

"Look, I know the other team is taller than we are...but I'm pretty sure this isn't allowed."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Neutral Man.

Stop with racism in sport!

To Get Pardoned by Trump, Become a Celeb

'Young players have a tendency to forget fundamentals over the winter.'

'Hey, guys! Neat old stuff.'

"I can't say I'm wild about these open prisons."

'Youth Baseball Clinic: How To Develop A Deep-Rooted Hatred Of The Media.'

Beijing 2022

'Ferguson here will explain the 'worst case scenario' of social security privatisation...'

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

'Your Honor, my client pleads not guilt to the charge of sexual harassment by reason of a testosterone surge.'

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Listen up, team! There will be no trash talk. No harassing the refs. No throwing elbows. Understand? Yes, coach! Ok, kids! Go play! Coach.

Lady Justice with blood in her scales.

Gitmo's 10th Anniversary

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

Victim support

The Breakfast of Cheaters

"We truly regret that you were unjustly imprisoned for 63 years, and we're sure you'll enjoy your new-found freedom."

The privatised Grim Reaper...

"If she was abused, why didn’t she report it?"

Another Victory in the Struggle for Racial Equality

"Be prepared to be hated!"

"Easy with the harassment. I didn't get the job yet."