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People for the ethical treatment of athletes.

The Breakfast of Cheaters

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

'Yes, Jenny, I know I'm always reminding the team to be good sports, but you really don't have to thank the ref after every call.'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

Rest in Peace Instant Replay

Stop with racism in sport!

'There's more to life than winning. There's also testing negative for steroids.'

Cleaning Out the WildLife for New Residential Construction.

Beijing 2022

'So you're the referee who had the courage to call a Technical Foul on Bobby Knight.'

Meet Larry; tenor, baritone, philosopher, social commentator, sport analyst, political expert, relationship expert … and A+ certified plumber.

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

World Cup. Half Empty.

Hall of Fame

Please do not throw vials of steroids onto the field.

'And remember: when introduced to the other team's captain, make direct eye contact and give a firm handshake...'

Victim support

"His number is the amount of payola he received to play basketball for his college."

"There's no way I would ever let my boys play football...it's just too dangerous....!"

"You will NOT kneel during the national anthem!! And look me in the eye when I'm talking to you!!"

Spain trial for rigged soccer matches

'I don't regard hunting as a sport.' 'Neither do I!'

"I'd feel more comfortable if you'd use diplomacy."

Football League: Concussions R US.

Golf course

"I'd like to be straightforward about all this, but, of course, that's out of the question."

'Players treat me with a lot more respect since they found out I'm a retired colonel.'

Brains on the field.

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