Sports Injury Humorist Mugs

'He tried to jump over the net.'

'Have you been playing football again? No, bridge.'

'Well, Mr. Swine, it looks like you pulled a hamstring.'

'The fight hasn't started yet. He tripped over the rope getting into the ring.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Alternative fielding positions

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

The Hockey World

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Footballer with a broken leg and a ball in his cast.

'It Kicked!' - 'Punt, Drop or Tad?'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions