Sports Injury Expert Prints

'Will he be right for Saturday, Doc?'

"Good news...I found a doctor who says you can still play!"

Ted's Brilliant Rugby Career Was Plagued By Nagging Injuries,

"That's where the pain gets me, doc."

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A faulty part from an independent supplier leads to the creation of a multibillion-dollar sports medicine profession.

Team medic spraying deodorant

Miracles of modern sports medicine: the Nerdectomy.

"After they've had hell beaten out of them they'll enjoy playing in Heaven."

'Tape it up real tight, Floyd ... and the other ankle too.'

'My knee's in rehab. This one's a loaner.'

'Really? -- the official steroid of the 2012 Olympics?'

"Son, I’d say the ACL tear is the least of your problems."

'Bloody plaster of Paris.'

'Please open your mouth and say '68, 56, 87, ..'

'Bad news. Your arm is too injured to hold up those sneakers you endorse on TV.'

'He's our team doctor, athletic trainer, chiropractor and psychiatrist all rolled in one.'

"Repetitive strain injury?...theres a lot of it about."

'...Splints. Tape. Ice pack. Bandages....Wait! Here it is - spare brain.'

The rotator cuff fairy.

"Good news, I found a doctor who says you can still play"

'I think he's got another inning left in him... clear!'

'Don't worry, Kyle. You're gonna be ok. The athletic trainer will tape you up and get you back on the field in no time.'

Weak Research

'The knee brace I prescribed, you put on over your head.'

'It's an old badminton injury.'

'Get the stretcher! He's got a mole on his leg that looks a little funky!!'

'Look up... Look down... Look at my thumb. Gee, You're...'

"Well sports medicine isn't my speciality.. but at a guess I think you need to work more on your legs."

"Well, yeah, Doc, I twisted my back a little...but it was the longest golf shot I've ever made!"

Rugby player searches on line for 'front teeth'.

'You're getting too old for this game, Scott. ... They say the legs are the first to go.'

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

'Yeah - baseball, football and hockey...got concussions in all of them.'