Sports History Pillows

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'I didn't know you played baseball, Mr.Catsby!'

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

'Like everything else I blame my ignorance of technology on the fact that I played baseball in the days before batting helmets.'

"And these huge screens improve the views dramatically - they show constant replays of 1966."

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Maradona memorial.

Heenan Sayers Fight- Reception of Nast at Sayers's Residence,Newmarket

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"Just another 50 decibels on your grunt and we can start to think about letting you hit a few balls!"

'My feet are killing me.'

New and improved! BunkerBuster! Get out of the sand trap every single time - or your money back!!

A small snooker player chalking his cue.

Coach to football players: 'And no cuddling!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Rage.

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'