Sports History Gifts

Pete Sampras

Diego Maradona

'Who was the fastest runner in history?'

'I didn't know you played baseball, Mr.Catsby!'

The new Sporting Calendar - behind closed doors

It had been a while, but he had finally come home.

England And The Ashes

'Like everything else I blame my ignorance of technology on the fact that I played baseball in the days before batting helmets.'

"And these huge screens improve the views dramatically - they show constant replays of 1966."

1981 - Introduction of goal nets and penalty kicks to the newly-formed Football League.

'You don't know why you're down here?... Aren't you the guy that invented the high five in sports?'

"I remember when saying a ballplayer was juicing meant he chewed tobacco."

Where are they now? Paul Henderson.

'In 1959 it was, took his only penalty - missed.'

Sisyphus pushing a huge basketball up the hill

Maradona memorial.

Heenan Sayers Fight- Reception of Nast at Sayers's Residence,Newmarket

Stadium. No fans allowed. In baseball, "shutout" now has two meanings.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

Monster Baseball. The team's continuing to have some problems this season. Jekyll is good one day and bad the next. Dracula only shows up for night games. The Mummy is always covered in bandages and on the injured list. And King Kong can't keep his mind on the game --- Whenever he sees a pretty woman, he climbs up into the stands after her! At least Frankenstein has been pitching great again, just like when he was young! Yeah, he has a completely new arm!

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

"In high school, I was quite the star in metal shop."

Scottish Football Fan - "...and please Lord, let the result be against the run of play."

'I'm glad you guys could work this out in a reasonable manner.'

I like the Jets...I guess

"Those aren't coconuts, they're tennis balls." "Sweet mother of Novak Djokovic!" The island of lost tennis balls.

Football Fans

'Wow! That was some world series, Ella! Both Pujols and Holland were just amazing...'

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

'You wanna play another round?' 'Sure....tender, another round!'

'Joe took the day off to go to the ball game. So I'll be sitting in for him until he gets back. Would you like me to fetch you something?'

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

'My feet are killing me.'

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"