Sports Hall Humorist Mugs

Kids can shoot a basket from 50 feet away, but can't hit a trash can two inches from their noses.

Life with a professional baseball catcher.

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

Alternative fielding positions

Gary turns 40.

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

"Getting the hang of it?"

Sloth 10K.

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The Hockey World

"Whaddya want for nineteen mil?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

Squash Courts - "Insurance anyone"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'