Sports Futurist Gifts

Basketball championship games in the future.

Occu-Pie Mars

'Our parents were replaced by machines - We'll be replaced with new software.'

Outer Space Outsourcing

ACME INDUSTRIES NEW PRODUCTS DIVISION, 'The best part is, it can repossess itself!'

'It's not easy being ahead of your time.'

Ascent of Machine.

"Why bother?"

'We manufacture micro computing circuits. We're looking to hire someone who can anticipate the next small thing.'

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

Robodoc... the NHS surgeon of the future.

"Whoever made Keir Starmer did a sound professional job."

Evolution of man, starting at ameba through to computer

'... And this is Goldsmith, our futures consultant.'

City Electronics and Computers...On sale...ROBOT PETS: 'Robot pets is going too far

"Ralph's smart car not only drives better than he does, it also works better. So we fired him and hired the car."

'It says our line printer is obsolete our remote terminal is obsolete, and I'm afraid, we're obsolete.'

"I'm afraid your Apple goggles aren't compatible with your X brain implant."

Desperate to escape 2017, a scientist built his own time machine.

AI Safety Officer

'If I wasn't meant to destroy the world, God wouldn't have created me with atomic blasters instead of hands.'

"See? A huge surge in all the major crowdfunding sites right before the Big Bang!"

"If you could change just one thing about yourself, what would it be?" "I’d totally wish to have my brain put into a robot body." "That way I could live forever. Imagine living long enough to buy an iPhone 7000." "Wrong answer. An alpha male never lets on that he’s concerned about his mortality. Your answer should have been 'nothing.'" "The alpha male or female is not afraid of death, little buddy." "I think I’d rather wait for the 7000–S." "Stop it."

Andrew, the wedding usher from the future.

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

"Reports that AI is planning a world takeover are greatly exaggerated."

'You're hired, but remember, you can be replaced by a machine...believe me.'

"We do have faith but I'm afraid our policy is still not to accept Bitcoin."

'Not only will it do the work of ten people, it will scare 40% more work out of the rest of the employees.'

"I take back everything bad I said about AI."

'I use the clones to help prevent identity theft.'