Sports Fee Satirist T-Shirts

Smelly Sneaker.

'Tony, you always try to lead.'

"What's he going to do now, break wind?"

A man is trying to play golf with a football boot attached to a stick.

The Golfing Accident

'Let's throw ball. Running game not working.'

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'There! See that? Brad just happens to morph into some kind of hideous amphibian just as he's about to putt? Now tell me she's not cheating!'

Kick Me! (sign on an anthropomorphized soccer ball)

Beijing Olympics - Treadmill.

Volcano Sacrifice Competition

"You may inflict pain, but it mustn't be severe or prolonged."

Major Bunker (who has been persuaded to join in a game of hockey for the first time, absent-mindedly preparing to drive). 'Force.'

"I got a red card for not having enough fun!!"

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'Anyone else want to get up and leave before the game is over?'

Single Prayer Health Insurance

Runner 007 is given a martini for refreshment.

"I'd like to approve a second opinion but your HMO considers that experimental medicine."

"After the big race, the tortoise and the hare are ordered to provide urine samples."

'The manager takes the pitcher out of the game'

"I think Simon’s been hit on the head one too many times."

Racketeer

The solitude of bean farming appealed to the ex-ballplayer after his fall from grace.

"If PBS announcers did football games." "Let's listen carefully to the quarterback as he scans his options. It appears that the defense seems to want to deter his team from moving the ball forward..." "The fans are making so much noise. I wonder if they know how hard that makes it for the players to concentrate?"

Advertising space on jockeys' bottoms

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

Loser's Podium.

'Wait! Better give me the big one.'

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'