Sports Fashion Critic Mugs

"Really? They're now giving out non-participation trophies?"

'Amazing! We truly do live in a classless society.'

Maybe we should stop calling it 'The Masters.'

"That shirt is so last year."

"Amazing! It's the season of me!"

'No way Doug! You can not stick it to the man in new season, smart casual menswear!'

'Call 911! He watched 12 straight hours of football without training adequately.'

Workout clothes: 'One size fits none.'

"How come in these days of downsizing and lower expectations, all these sneakers come with ridiculously long laces?"

Non-Uniform Day Today.

Pam learned the importance of browser support.

"You're wearing too much rouge."

Please Do Not Throw Cups of Beer At The Players... It's A Waste of Beer.'

"Me, a footballer. . ?"

"I hope he's wearing pants."

On the catwalk it looked elegant and sexy! What happened?

"I see we're split between those who like my new tie, and those who welcome unemployment."

"No, those people aren't anorexic. Those people are starving."

'Can you wear something quieter than those old corduroys?'

'He doesn't seem to like my haircut.'

The Ravages of Time: Marky Mark, circa 2043

'Hold my purse. I'm going in only to complain.'

"They put nipples on the mannequins so you'll look at the stupid sweaters. Duh!"

A man with a pocket handkerchief encounters a kangaroo with a pocket handkerchief.

'What the... Oh, lucky me - it's just something easy to get rid of!'

'Sure it looks bad now, but try to imagine it with the right shoes.'

"And then she said, 'You're wearing that to the psychiatrist?'"

"I see he finally got rid of that idiotic comb-over."

I love tennis

"Nobody told me it was formal."

"No this is timeless classic menswear appreciation. Hipster beatnik is Tuesday nights."

"It was a crime of fashion."