Sports Fan With A Conscience Pillows

Sport and Politics section of the newspaper exploding.

"Break his third chakra!" "Knock the dharma out of him!"

"I never knew God was such a sports fan."

Playing pig

7 can't-miss prayers to insure that your team wins.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

'I won't be coming to church any more, Reverend -- I've decided to convert to golf.'

Sunday Sermon: Does God Prefer Particular Sports Teams?

Monks play conkers with crucifix

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"Yin and Yankee fan"

'I'm fat, I eat too much and my blood pressure is high. . . Have a beer and some chips but feel guilty about it.'

"It's clear from the replay that it was a leading question."

Wake us up when the Olympics are over...

Football fans in corona times

"Come on now. One of you guys know how to be a SETTER."

World Cup. Half Empty.

Hall of Fame

'Go deep my son.' 'What's it all about?'

Burkini Scandal

Vicar and Devil at the Pulpit

'If the verdict is guilty, Mr. Foreman, simply say 'Guilty.' Please refrain from shouting 'Yer outta here'....'

Snake leaving Bowling Alley.

The invention of baseball.

"You can't beat Channel 5's sport coverage."

Refrigerator running.

'I will need to watch the replay.'

Match-fixing (cricket)

"First off, I want to thank god, for raining down frogs and locusts on the other guys."

Separating steroid users and non-steroid users.

And on the seventh day God invented cricket

'-but when I said I wanted us to be a team,,,'

"Most unusual stance: lefty batting backwards."