Sports Fan Sibling Mugs

Apparently Barking Rovers have won the cup.

'I've had some baby sized clubs made.'

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"He's my smart-aleck twin."

"I'm an oldest child trapped in the body of a middle child."

"Good work Tim, you snatch it all: none of this sharing with your brother nonsense..."

"How do you expect him to grow up to be a pro if he doesn't start young?"

'Is that IT? All this way for just the ONE?'

The noise from the basement was probably nothing – but if it was, she was a sacrifice her older brothers were willing to make.

'We just figured that with the kids travelling so much for soccer, it made more sense to sell our house and get an RV.'

Olympics create interest in curling.

'He took a fetching class.'

Mrs. Tree? A hockey ball hit your daughter. It's likely just a bad bruise. Whew! Though there could be a fracture, nerve damage or fatal blood clots. What? Don't worry. Our medical advisor is evaluating Twig right now. Can you sign this liability waiver? Her hand seems fine. Team lawyer.

'And now for my William Tell shot.'

Scraper Biking, Manhattan, Spring, '95

'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

I'm calling for back-up

'Mum, she pulled my mane!'

"You can't live in our basement. Your brother beat you to it."

Baseball Angels

Technically, no, dear, your brother isn't plagiarizing you. ABC. ABC.

'No hair or teeth, can't walk or talk -- he's kind of a starter kit.'

"Beware of watchdog."

No date for the prom, green girl? If you ever grow up, nerd boy

"Go join your coach and the rest of your team. I'll be watching from the bar."

'Stop crying or Mom will think we're not having fun!'

'And then Mindy had the nerve to call me a 'helicopter mom.' Me? In this wonderful jetpack! As if!'

'He doesn't really talk yet, but he does some sound bites.'

Little Brother for Sale, 'I don't care what he did!'

'The only reason I take him with me wherever I go, is because the thought of kissing him goodbye makes me feel sick!'

Little League Registration: "Um, I think we're gonna need to see your birth certificate again, son. . ."

"Wait, all the screaming, and cheering, and swearing – you've been faking liking football the whole time?"

"If he's a little bundle of joy, shouldn't he be laughing?"

"Hey! That's my little brother! Only I get to bully him."