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'Geez, Dad! You never scream your lungs out at the refs! Don't you love me?!'

"Portrait of a Lady"

Oscar would laugh whenever he recalled his empty existence before golf.

No one has ever been accused of choosing bad relatives.

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

'Sure, a drawing on Facebook has coverage, but nothing wows the family like a spread on the fridge.'

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"It's so nice to finally put a face to the name."

Office pics on dinner table.

"Listen. Nobody's cuter than anyone else! You're all equally cute!"

I love my family!

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

'When I'm not thinking about me, the Giants, the Knicks or the Yankees, I'm thinking about us.'

Mother's Love

It's a Boy

'I think babies grow in a mommy's tummy and adopted babies grow in a mommy's heart.'

'You haven't heard the best thing. . .no referees.'

"And now, since our local teams really stink, here are scores for actual good teams around the country that you might want to root for."

'They're a very successful family.'

Cristiano Ronaldo

The Harper Plays Cricket.

'He's missed six goals today. I bet he could kick himself.'

"Yes, it's a sports related injury. He dropped his bowling ball."

'It took some doing, but we got your name on!'

'Yo, Corona! Pack your stuff! You've been traded.'

"Yes, "breeding like rabbits" is often used in a pejorative sense. The truth is, we don't care as we love having kids..."

'Frank's last request was that he be cremated and that I never give up his season tickets.'

Family sitting on sofa.

"I need to buy a faster fastball."

A boy with a football

"It's important to women that a man has a good relationship with his mother."

Football.

"Depressed, anxious, worried about the future we've had a great deal of this recently...I'd suggest you avoid watching England for a while."

Fox hunting.