Sports Entertainers Pillows

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

"Accepting for..."

Roller Coasters

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

Champions biting their medals

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Bobsled Police.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

"Keep your shape at the back...."

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'