Sports Entertainers Pillows

"...And to help put a stop to the rumors that pro-wrestling is fake, the Tooth Fairy will referee all of tonight's matches!"

Children's Parties

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Do you do self-deprecating humour?'

"The new revenue stream is finally kicking in."

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

The Porkypine Pals Christmas Adventure - Part Five

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

"Oh just ignore him!...he always shows off when we have visitors!"

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

'I'm SECRET Santa, kid.'

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

"Life After a Circus Bankruptcy."

Football Game Tickets. These seats are so far from the field we'll need a passport to get to them!

"Accepting for..."

The locker room door suddenly swings open, and Randy is busted by a steroid-sniffing dog.

Clown riding unicycle exercise machine at health club.

Roller Coasters

Champions biting their medals

Somebody should really be filming this for YouTube.

'The centre-forward wins a foul!'

World Championship Mime-Off -'HEYYY! He's in a REAL box!!'

John Woodvine

It's a tradition. On hole number 1 in the first round of the season, Ernie always says that's the best shot I've hit this year!

'Disqualified!... He did not yell 'Boing' when he jumped!'

Bobsled Police.

The Chippendales go through airport security.

The USA football team goes on the offensive.

'That's an interesting point. If they're both on the same team, is it a penalty?'

"I owe my success to him. I figured, if he can make it, so can I."

'And it looks like the refs are going to call a hard fowl.'