Sporty Comedian Pillows

'I know I'd be a better putter if I could see the ball!'

I love hockey!

'That was strike three, Caldwell! Let him go! You're only make things harder on yourself!'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Football Chameleon

Punt Cake

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

Pete Sampras

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

Bobby's pitching coach told him to put some stank on the ball.

"How should we divide the teams?"

Alternative fielding positions

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"So what's this special distracting tactic you've developed?"

Sloth 10K.

"Getting the hang of it?"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

The Hockey World

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'