Sports Day Skeptic T-Shirts

"Participation, yes, but when did they start handing out 'Didn't Participate' trophies?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

Snail Racing

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Football Bomb

Swimming Champion.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

Snow days are overrated. True that. Texting is impossible in mittens!

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

What's with all the cameras? They're filming seniors for college field hockey recruiters. I'll never be good enough to get admitted. It's just a game. In the real world. No one cared you even played. Then why do they make us do sports? To take your mind off all the college pressure!

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'