Sports Day Skeptic Prints

"Participation, yes, but when did they start handing out 'Didn't Participate' trophies?"

The best PE teacher in the World.

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

Enjoying a picnic at the rugby ground

Snail Racing

Luggage Mom

'But Mum, I've got a match after school...'

'I hate running in the outside lane.'

Football Bomb

'Our village cricket club' - An exciting finish to a cricket match.

Swimming Champion.

1st Place in the Egg and Spoon Race

'We're still crazy then ...'

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sports Day at the Monastery

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'Gloria hates sports bars. Guys always make a pass at her.'

Sent to the corner on school sports day.

'The egg and spoon was a DISASTER they eat ALL the eggs!'

"I'm afraid I'm kind of a klutz."

'This is a great book. Have you read it?'

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

Gingerbread man wins school sports day race.

'But I couldn't run in front Dad - I didn't know the way!'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'An egg and spoon race! That's horrible!'

'-and if it goes to a photo-finish we won't stand a chance!'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'They're not even real, Miss!'

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'...You've got no game.'