Sports Commentary Prints

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

'He's even better when he takes the cue out of it's case.'

'And with that basket, it looks like ... Wait. Let me check. ... Yes! The momentum once again has shifted.'

'I'm from the First Infidelity Bank. I noticed you people drafted Tim Tebow in the first round last year and I'm here to talk to you about overdraft protection.'

Free Speech has heavy price.

The commentators want to run the officials...

Scrum Cam

"Johnson dribbles to the base line and is fouled...Smith pivots to the top of the key and is fouled...Kirby drives to the hoop and is fouled...Smith accepts the inbound pass and is fouled..."

'No way, man! Murphy isn't worth anywhere near the 3.5 million they're paying him!'

'I'm proud of the lads. They show'd a lot of character coming back from one down. . . then two or three silly goals. . . At this level you get punished. But overall I thought we were a bit unlucky. . .'

'Dinosaur museum,soccer pundit exhibit.

Cliff Morgan

'Jameis Winston is going over to the sideline, I'm not sure if he's been suspended again, or just broke a chin strap."

"Why is this quarterback still playing?"

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists."

Jimmy Hill

"Look! Look! I could do that and what would I get? Plenty of earache, that's what! And would I deserve it, I'll say! Tsk!"

United Football Club: In, Out, VAR.

'As you can see - it doesn't pay to badmouth the quarterback.'

'Fantastic!Stupendous!Masterly!Mind blowing!Polished!Unbeatable!Amazing!Incredible! Out of this world!...a performance that's left me speechless.'

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'That's the third putt he's missed.. . will you keep your head still?'

James Rodríguez

'Into the final furlong and still 'Morning Star' holds the lead...'

double dannys

'It's Bernie Madoff's fault.'

"Did the score change while I sent that text?"

"I always forget what an expert I am in curling."

Generational Smackdown

Red State Football

"A four-year, $60 million contract and he can't even do a decent end-zone dance!"

"Matsuzaka has an ERA of 3.88, yet Francona’s starting Schilling. Doesn’t that seem counterintuitive to you?"

"The post-season coverage ended yesterday. This is the pre-season coverage."

"Good game."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'