Sports Commentator Prints

Well look, I'm afraid I really must run...

"He's got the ball, he's at the 30, the 20, the 10, he's running past the end zone, he's leaving the stadium..."

'...and once again we have interruption of play caused by movement behind the bowler's arm.'

World Football Tournament USA Vs. England

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

"Why do men play best of five and women best of three?"

"It's a game of power, speed, agility, and grace, but, most of all, Tom, it's a game of points."

'Could you repeat the question?'

"I'm sorry- I was wrong."

"Underarm! Underarm!"

Winning athlete collapsed on podium.

Bad Knees.

'It's not his knee. It appears his feelings are hurt and the team psychologist is rushing out onto the field.'

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

'Listen, they've scored five straight goals. It's nothing personal, but I think we need someone with limbs playing goalie.'

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

Loser's Podium.

"It's the middle of the inning and the investment advisors have taken the field."

"Just so you know, despite the horrifying beating you're about to get, I'm actually a good hockey player."

"You've got to admit it, Achilles has had a bloody awful season."

'Reading, writing and arithmetic are important, son. Someday you might sign autographs for money.'

'The bad news is you have only 4 minutes and 40 seconds to live. The good news is that's in 4th quarter football time.'

"And for only $19.99 I can give you my super bowl pick."

'We may not agree on the stock market, but we're both Chicago fans.'

"Hey! Not fair!"

American Football injuries

"First, I'd like to blame the Lord for causing us to lose today."

Tennis Player Receives Unwanted Advice on the Tennis Court of Public Opinion.

'Wow! That's got to be some sort of record!'

Baeball Translators

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

'Hi...we're your sports heroes.'

'I hate cricket.'

"He's gone on a lap of honour!"

'Thank goodness... I thought I was having another concussion!'