Sports Buddy Prints

"I love you. We all love you. Now throw some strikes."

'...You push the wrong button, and now, instead of our fans enjoying a fireworks display, we've got an international incident on our hands.'

Boxing Trainer: 'NOOOOO, you IDIOT, you IDIOT! The TOWEL!! I SAID throw in the TOWEL!!'

After the incident with Coach McKracken the Arctic Football League banned drink dumping.

'Hank's fifteen minutes of fame and most embarrassing moment at the same time.'

'At least we don't have to accomplish anything in order to go to a bowl game.'

'No worries, Timmy. We're star athletes. We'll get off with a slap on the wrist for the rest of our lives!'

"You've been traded to the Red Sox for an outfielder with a broken arm."

"Listen, I've had 25 fights and won all but 24 of them."

Caddie brings his golfer a shovel in the sand trap.

"I can't decide. I'm having a brand identity crisis."

You were warned about mixed marriages.

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

Exercising

The Other Cooperstown

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'The grudge match.'

Man and dog on exercise bikes.

'Wow! That yogapilates has really paid off!'

"I've tried 5 diets and haven't lost a pound. Maybe I shouldn't try them all at the same time."

'OK, be the ball, be the ball, be the ball'

"High-energy music, motivational coaching, an epic space - depressing stuff but add in some fixed bikes and you're on a winner."

And the crowd goes wild—except for Mary, because she wasn't paying attention.

"It's a deal: Two more years, then we let ourselves go."

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"It's OK, girl. I get tired, too."

Baseball Angels

'Actually, I was hoping for oversized with a graphite shaft'

Sit-ups / Stationary-ups

Yoga

'This is a solo number if you don't mind.'

Man on cycling machine being chased by a dog on a running machine.

Two men are jogging. One is noticing 'Danger Wide Load' sign on back of other.

Squash Partners.

Stressed dolphins...