Sports Broadcasting Prints

'Big turnover at center ice! Mmm...looks delicious.'

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

"Honey, do these sweatpants make me look like I prefer we stay in tonight so I can watch the game?"

If nobody had invented graphics

"I will always cheer you on, but I will never 'Woo-hoo!' you."

"He's got great velocity but his trajectory needs work."

"All of a dither as per usual!"

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

"Well I didn't see the incident myself.."

Watching the football.

'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

Man watching football on T.V. in armchair made of beer cans.

'When you said, Dream Team, I thought you meant the Swiss Bikini Team.'

"That's us stocked up for the Wimbledon final then..."

Olympics create interest in curling.

"Right-ho, Jeeves!"

Another reason why people who are married should never co-anchor the news.

"Honey, Clay Buchholz is about to cement a Cy Young!"

"We'll see who wins on Sunday, and more importantly, if we'll hear 'Not Like Us' at halftime."

Are they dangerous? Only if I shut off the tv.

'He hibernates between superbowls.'

'Responding to viewer sentiment, we have eliminated world news and expanded our entertainment and sports news.'

"...and this TV was designed specially for watching basketball!"

"Football and hunting - what more could you ask for?"

'But now for the good news, Bob. The replay was shown repeatedly on Sports Center.'

"If the Ref doesn't give that, it's the end of football!"

'If you think men don't know how to show emotion - just wait until one of them scores...'

"I don't know where his dip in form came from."

Women's World Cup Final

Sporting World God: And on the seventh day he stitched up the television broadcast rights.

'What?! I barely touched him! He's pulling the old flopperoo!'

"I thought they decided who was the best team last year?"

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