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'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

If nobody had invented graphics

Xena: Warrior Princess, TV star, professional volleyball player.

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

"It's World Cup Soccer, Tia Carmen. The U.S. vs England."

Putting Practice.

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

In addition to brilliant grades and perfect SATs � Parents' night. College admissions. Your child should excel at 3 sports and lead a school extra-curricular like the newspaper. Don't the arts count? Sure! If your child sings, for example � A part on 'Glee' or in the Metropolitan Opera would certainly help. Our kids are doomed.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

"Yes! I hit a triple. Woo-hoo."

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

Soccer games took on a whole new meaning for the parents of Hillsdale Youth Soccer.

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

David and Goliath.

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

A skier and a paraglider

The Quack Quack Diaries: The Decline And Fall Of Wolfman Quack

'I don't even care about the score, catty. I just enjoy the long walk.'

Caber

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

"I can't shake the feeling there's always someone looking over my shoulder."