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'Double Dannys': Danny Baker and Danny Kelly.

I like the Jets...I guess

'Wow, the field really is a frozen tundra!'

If nobody had invented graphics

"Now we move over to the sports desk."

'Me? Dislocated thumb from switching channels to catch all the Olympic events. . .'

Putting Practice.

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

"Penny's still having issues grasping 'icing the puck,' but she nailed 'offsides' and 'too many men' today!"

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

"... And in Canada today ... nothing happened."

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

"There! Isn't sipping my Tropical Surprise more fun than arguing over some ancient sports trivia?"

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

'Are we watching business news or sports news?'

"Why T-Rexes do not play volleyball..."

'He gets confused switching channels between the World series and NFL games.'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

Caber

A skier and a paraglider

'Guys! The turnovers are KILLING us!'

Bob liked getting involved - but not actively involved.

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

'Overruled, you may continue.'

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"