Sports Bracket Filler Mugs

'That, and my head is shaped like one.'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

"Next time you score show a little respect and don't spike uncle Frank so hard."

'I hate it when they emulate their major league heroes.'

'This may be an old computer, but it won the March Madness office pool again and wants the money deposited in its Swiss bank account.'

"Where would we BE without the right DOCUMENTATION...?"

Rugby Mad.

"Since he retired, he hasn't quite figured out what to do with himself!"

"This should be good! I switched his discus with a frisbee!"

'Don't be afraid!...Bobo's just going to fix the teeth a little tighter.'

"I have bad knees."

'Ere Bert, what do I do with a lady who wants an each way bet on the boat race?'

'Open wide.' 'Your wallet.'

Handbags at dawn. A typical bout of fisticuffs on the rugby pitch.

'Sorry boss, I've decided to live dangerously and become a shelf filler.'

"The doctor says you have an acute case of march Madness. Here's your bill."

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"Simplified application form? This IS the simplified application form..."

"Don't even bother – we missed the deadline to finish our March Madness brackets again."

'I bet I can tell you the score before the game starts. Nil-nil.'

"Want to play a little game of "Guess Their Tax Bracket?'"

IRS Auditing, 10 loopholes or less.

"Too bad you don't put as much work on our financial planning as you do on college basketball brackets."

For Timely Filing

'New rules. You must declare last year's refund as income this year.'

'You want an extension? In the middle of the war on terrorism!'

'Well, the internal swing mechanism is shot. I can fix it, but it won't be cheap. If I were you, I'd just go back to the dugout and choose another bat.'

'Stay back! He's threatening to jump!'

Clancy: Meeting with the Bank Manager

"How long have I had hand cramps? It started after I filled our you new patient forms."

"...Then that's a two-disgruntled taxpayer family."