Sports Bar Socialite Prints

'I think he's been doped by the rival team.'

Check your universal remote control at the door.

'Fancy a game of five-a-side, boys?'

"How about we settle your tab from the regular season?"

'They've made this 3D football really realistic, it even chucks coins at you.'

"We're going to the park to size up the competition."

'You made a complete fool of yourself at the party last night...I just hope no one knows you were sober.'

"Blowing the whistle is perfect for a sports bar to let its patrons know that Happy Hour is over."

'I warned him about watching the game at the opposition's pub.'

"Virginia Woolf meets 'Car Talk.'"

"I never get a girls name tattooed on a first date."

"There's a notice from the co-op board. Would we be interested in playing softball on the Great Lawn?"

Health organizations doubt the benefits of skiing holidays.

"I don't know—my gut tells me I should have another beer."

"That's what I love about the game - it's so social."

Live soccer today.

sports bar buffet : Hotdogs/pizza/Corn-on-the-Ty Cobb

'He is our darts team captain,he always finishes on a double.'

"We also stock non-alcoholic wine" "Why?"

'I got mine at a garage sale for only 99 cents.'

'How many shots did you have at the 19th hole?'

Old Fred's Seat

"Did anyone drop a roll of hundreds? Because I found the rubber band."

'I don't care if the pot roast was a little dry, you had no business condemning poor Gloria to hell!'

"If you can stand the cuteness, take a look at my cat."

"Shall we go talk with those au pairs?"

Sports Bar: 5-7 pm No Bullying During Happy Hour.

Bro Rabbit

"I always order the venti, 'for tomorrow we may die.'"

"Football world cup? Bah! I don't care about football."

Coffee House - "Hyper Hour 6-7"

"Personally, I liked this place better before it became a sports bar."

Golf club to putter: 'Leave the driving to us.'

'This is Morgan Bottomley. He's too big to fail.'

'How very Fulham!'