Sports And Office Dynamics Lover Prints

"You call that a business organizational chart, Hackwood? It looks just like the NCAA basketball sweet sixteen."

I'm looking for employees who have their own unique way of seeing things my way.

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

To determine which department would be awarded the Billings contract, employees agreed to play a best-of-five dodgeball tournament.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

Jose Mourinho & Roman Abramovich Caricature.

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

The Workaholics Building

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

I'd rather be at the office.

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

'Dig in.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Plumbing Company Executive

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"So, it's unanimous."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."