Sports And Office Dynamics Lover Prints

Bernie the Monday morning quarterback meets David the Monday morning linebacker.

'I owe you an apology, Greffman -- Let's keep it that way.'

'We're looking for people who like to take work home.'

'This has been a test. Had this been an actual corporate takeover...'

The Workaholics Building

Feedback should be sought for genuine reasons, not because you want compliments. . .

"Yup, marathon meetings all day."

"We're looking to hire a team player. How would you feel about taking the fall for the company's financial collapse?"

I'd rather be at the office.

'Dig in.'

'I wish you would come to me first with your grievances, instead of going directly to the United Nations Committee on Human Rights.'

'We like the teamwork idea, but Mr. Superstar won't let us play with his ball.'

Workplace Confidentiality.

The team wondered if he would ever fit in.

'How's this for a severance package? Five minutes to grab all you can get.'

"Yes, you'll probably need to go to an elite university if you want to be able to play foosball at work."

Slam Dunking the Outtray

"My one regret is that I didn't spend more quality time with my office."

"I don't know about you guys, but I'm very disappointed in the severance package."

Plumbing Company Executive

'The company have been very accommodating in allowing him to train in office hours.'

Happy Office

No, dear, I couldn't workout today, but I did do some strenuous selling and rigorous reinvestment!

"Your being on the company softball team gives me the opportunity to trade you."

Gigantic Titan Inc personnel: 'We have plenty of computer nerds! What we need is jocks to make our softball team more competitive!'

Rowing machine attached to a desk.

"Reggie is retired, but he still goes to work to play the office sports pool."

"Sorry, sir. Access denied."

"So, it's unanimous."

"If your going to get frustrated with your computer and assault it, may I suggest stretching first. You have three pulled muscles."

"I preferred it when you micromanaged more openly."