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Since I don't understand sports, I have no metaphors to use for our business situation.'

"You keep an eye on our horse. I'm checking to see if the bookie runs off with our money."

"You're a great team player - so we're trading you."

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Footballer playing for time

'Yes, it's a foul. But is it a flagrant foul?'

"This is the little league. You can't negotiate a signing bonus"

'New rule. From now on you don't just sit in the penalty box. You also get a root canal.'

"How do you know he was offsides? How do you know anything? Isn’t it possible this is all a dream?!"

"I'm here to ensure there's no hanky-panky with the ball's inflation."

"By the time I develop a true understanding of sand, I'll probably be forced into some sort of organized sports."

Sports PsychologyBad at Sports Pscyhology.

"Eh? What? Eh? I'm sorry, I dozed off during all that cross-field and back passing."

"He's told them many a time, not to let defenders shoot, but do they take any notice. . ?"

'Big deal. I could win every race too, if I used performance-enhancing sugar.'

'When pastors take sports analogies too far...'

"Atlas! We require a small sample."

A couple of muskrats talk: 'Frankly, I've had it with hockey.'

"Come on! It's the final lap!"

'The champ will make twenty million from this fight, mainly from selling advertising space on his shorts...'

'Amazing! You're the first patient I've ever met who gets blisters on his feet and pain in his back just by thinking of sport!'

'Touch me and I'll see you in Strasbourg.'

'Your opponent only hit you once - the ref hit you at least a dozen times...'

"I never knew you could have so much fun with a global debt bubble."

Bob refused to play ball. Not that it mattered – the game was rained out.

'Here! Call the contractor. I don't want to hear any nonsense about goals, or touchdowns, or baskets. I want to see shovels! Lots and lots of shovels!'

'I'm using my eyes, how are you looking at it?'

"Honestly, I don't really start paying attention until the playoffs."

'I said I was bored, not unconscious.'

"Now isn’t this better than that silly Super Bowl game?"

'I can't decide which I'm least excited about...the royal wedding or the Olympics.'

'Crickets? I mean cricket?'

'...You've got no game.'

Running Shoes: 'They should be back soon.'