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'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

Stone age sports agents.

"College basketball recruiters are after him."

'Look - a starfish, its manager, its agent, its minders, its significant other, its make-up artist, its personal trainer, its secretary, its astrologer, its feng shui consultant...'

"Seth, here, is one of the best young creative compromisers in the business."

Man at computer at sports company wears sweat band on head.

'Maybe we should sign him before the MVP award is announced.'

No Baseball

Currently Boston

"Or we could raise your profile by coming out with that pimple on the end of your nose."

"OK, we may not have ways of making you talk, but we do have ways of making your leg twitch uncontrollably."

"Great news, I've booked you two stag nights, a hen party and fourteen solemn thanksgiving services for members of the theatrical profession"

Meet Santa's entourage

Snow White and her Seven people.

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'My long-range goal is to turn pro and lead the league in product endorsements.'

'What makes you think we want to sell you son.'

'He followed me home, Mom. Can I sign him to a five-year, $80-million contract?..'

Sportswasher's

'Oh, the guru is up on the next peak -- I'm his agent.'

'Please, Dad? Can we? Can we? Pleeeease?'

Baseball players and their qualifications.

'Michelle's Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms'

"You're looking at the next Bob Dylan."

'Therapy in L.A.'

'He's checking with his agent to see if it's okay to score a try!'

'I have Tourette's, and they play backup.'

"Yes, Your Honor. I am Mr. Brandon, Mr. Shindelbower's attorney, along with his agent and publicist."

Professional football.

'Slugger' Sims...Leader in: Home Runs, RBIs, Endorsement Deals.

"I want the contract to say that if we win a championship of any sort, no one spills champagne on my head."

Sports Sponsorship "What do you mean he lost?"

'I told you I'd make you a star.'

"My agent."

Hollywood, 2083.