Sports Aficionados With A Twist Prints

"Go deep."

I like the Jets...I guess

"... It's just that, when you said you had a couple of tickets to see the big game..."

"Maybe you set it up wrong."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'We have to forfeit, Three of our players got squashed on the way over here,'

So far the coaching exchange program was hitting a few snags.

'Wait! Let's see if he gets up on his own.'

"They'll be expecting adagio. Go with the allegro."

Improvised Dentistry.

'To talk to men at their own level you have to talk a load of balls.'

Get back in that locker room! Go on - scat! ... Anyone else forget to wash his hands?'

'What makes you think we'll lose today?'

'That's it gentlemen, we're broke. Anybody know any good jokes?'

'Okay, men, let's go out and win one for the flipper.'

David and Goliath.

A skier and a paraglider

Psychiatrist to man dressed in baseball jersey: 'You've never gotten over the fact your father wouldn't play catch with you?'

Welcome Bureaucrats! (Convention of bureaucrats).

'The blond guy is a forward and the other guy is a wing.'

'Glen Hoddle employs faith healer' "Remember the days we only had a magic sponge?"

"I have 15,000 patients...so my fantasy football team stinks."

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"I'm here to gets the gold"

NFL linebackers are identified in early infancy and sent away to the secret academy until puberty.

"Don't hit him too hard, his little old mum's at the ringside!"