Sports Admiration Society Gifts

Chris Froome

'Originally he was the mascot until we discovered he had a golden foot.'

"Good game, good game, nice game, namaste, good game, nice game ..."

Dedication to excellence....

"All those training sessions, seminars and studies... ... to reinforce the reality of womens equality and extirpate any remnants of a deluded belief in male superiority When all we had to do was show them Rachel Daly doing a bicycle kick GASP!"

Playing football with snowmen in goal.

Joe hasn't been the same since training for that new biathlon--bronco busting and sumo wrestling.

'I want to be a professional Polo player too when I grow up...Can I have your autograph please?'

"The post-touchdown celebrations are getting out of hand."

Rower Bobby Pearce stops mid-race to let some ducks cross his path safely

'Go ahead, big bowler... Show me what you've got!'

1st. 2nd. Nice Guy.

'Aw, come on guys - at the end of the day, it's only a game - right?'

Sportsmanship

Sergio Aguero

'I gave him the old one-two, but then he gave me three, four, five, six, seven and eight!'

"This new guy's really good!"

Angel Basketball

"My handicap? I'm a poor loser."

Cornish Pirate Gareth Steenson.

Nadal's bottles

'Sorry, I knocked him out when I threw in the towel.'

Ping Pong Handshake.

"Of the whole crew, only the Captain was hooked up to the net"

Great Moments in Chess

Man protecting himself from potential golfballs

"It's not winning I enjoy so much. It's beating you."

'I'm sorry, we can't declare you the winner. You have high blood pressure.'

Ryan Giggs

The Pole Jumper.

Third place sabotaging first place on medal stand.

'This goalie used to be a jockey.'

Kyle Sinckler

Antoine Dupont

Kei Nishikori