Sporting Milestone Celebration Pillows

CONGRATULATIONS On an awesome swim

Signs: Sales, Profit and Media coverage.

"I won it for being the most noncompetitive in preschool."

Happy Champion

Football fans discuss a deceased manager: A giant, a legend, much loved. Didn't we sack him?

Zdeno Chara

'They were going to get married when they were young, but he kept forgetting the wedding date!'

A very fine vintage

"That's for staying married for thirty-five years to a difficult woman."

High Five

"Congratulations! You've told the same joke one thousand times!"

"These guys stink. They're the worst team I've ever seen! What a bunch of losers!"

"Write your acceptance speech before winning the award."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

'Every day son, I feel on top of the World!'

"We hired him for his soft paws - I mean soft skills."

Pole vaulter has had an accident on jump

'Ref!!'

"Sure, Pop, I see the ball—what I don't see are incentives."

A Busy Sports Bar

Proud Mum.

Pension in race with tortoise and snail.

"Dude, I've never seen you so happy about a 'B' before."

Still crazy after all these years.

Happy Birthday!

'It's nice to see you all,but I was just going out to work.'

PhD

Great Joys like griefs are silent.

"What would you charge to poor champagne over my head?"

"I got inked my most hilarious cartoon."

"The hardest thing about winning bouts? The other guy's fists"

'Whoa! Don't try to be a hero. It's too late for Dan, but let this be a lesson...'

Lemonade: Celebrating 5 days at this location.

"Of course the English wouldn't be doing so well if they weren't winning."

'We did it! We each had a good day on the same day!'