Sporting Comedians Mugs

'No matter how hard you throw one, no matter how ticked you are, they circle right back to you.'

Open mike night presents Sadie Cohen. Summer's almost over

"Don't worry, Ref, just shock, it's his first save all season."

'These goalscoring celebrations are getting out of hand.'

Punt Cake

Football Chameleon

'I don't understand why you always put me in goal?!'

'How many times have I told you not to hit the ball with your head?'

'Now that's the Group of Death.'

Alternative fielding positions

"How should we divide the teams?"

'He's got abdominal pain, dizziness and soreness in his extremities. I'll know more when I see X-rays...'

Trojan Hurdler.

"Getting the hang of it?"

Dedication to excellence....

Sloth 10K.

'I reckon we need a new sweeper.'

'Why do they call him Neckline Ned.' - 'He's always plunging down the middle but never showing anything.'

Cricket - The Pride of the Village.

The Hockey World

"Pastrami. My favorite, Chad. But I asked for the 'sand wedge.'"

'I got a reverse hat trick. I let three goals in.'

'Clear out your desk, Randy. ...NEXT!'

'We went generic. The players' salaries are affordable.'

'Sean Connery was the best James Bond!'

I just trained with my two sparring partners over there. A "boxed set"!

Various men worshipping a statue of a football

'It looks suspiciously like Killer Hart is taking a dive!'

Small country advertisng at the Olympics

Jocko, a man for all sports' seasons.

'Captain, we're going to have to ask you to stop spiking the ball.'

'He migrates through every year about this time. Just sits there and watches. We leave him alone and he leaves us alone...'

Pigs form huddles before taking up starting positions

'He's definitely heading for a red card.'

Gym. Instructor. Why do you want to learn kickboxing? I've always wanted to win a fight hands down!