Sporting Champion Pillows

"Oi!"

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

Welcome to summer school.

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Euros 2016

Dangerous Pole Vaulting

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

UFC on steroids...

'They're not even real, Miss!'

I find it hard to believe you were a Dog-Show winner when we met...