Sporting Champion Pillows

"Oi!"

Bowled over again!

"Lordy, I am such a klutz!"

'Gee, you beat Roger again!'

'You've orbited the Earth in a NASA spacecraft! Wow! Me, I've jumped over the Moon...'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

Novak Djokovic has his visa denied to play in Australia as he is unvaccinated

The young Michael Phelps: 'Just another four laps and I'll get out!'

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

Medalist wears five gold medals to form olympic rings.

'I told you she could get them all in under a minute. Now pay up.'

"Another world record - it must be faster water."

"It took a lot of hard work to get here, but it was all worth it in the end."

"Look, I'm the bobblehead of this team."

"Junior, there's more to life than winning. There's also beating the spread."

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - 'Captain Giant Foam Finger'.

'I'm just your average suburban gladiator mum.'

Tour de France champ Fausto Coppi

'Kid, go out there and play like you're worth 29 million plus signing bonus, buyouts, and endorsement deals. '

"Quick, Bartlett! Instill them with hope!"

Welcome to summer school.

The family tradition lives on: I won the Long Jump and the Triple Jump events...

'I can't let him back in to play. He couldn't tell me what he's making this year.'

Euros 2016

"The boring bit about cricket is waiting for them to find the ball after you've hit a six."

Dangerous Pole Vaulting

'Go out and win one to maintain your current lifestyles.'

Football today

Manuel Pellegrini

'I think our fans are excited for us. It just doesn't seem like it because of doing 'The Wave' they do 'The Still Water'.'

UFC on steroids...

'They're not even real, Miss!'

Penalty! Fifteen yards for a block in the back.

"I dreamed the Yankees lost in Game Seven."

Xabi Alonso and Asier Illarramendi