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'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

Go team!

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Inclusive speech

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

The Coffee Shop Vats of New Jersey

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

'We've just become the biggest corporation in America.. let's celebrate today and begin downsizing tomorrow.'

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Listen to everybody's opinions? Please, we're not that desperate."