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'For the last time, Bobby, finish all your peanuts first... or you may go directly to your room!'

'I'm sure that one wasn't there last week.'

"Remember the golden rule: more buzzwords, less real words."

"Bert, I'm confused. What happens after we circle the wagons, tighten our belts and walk a mile in our customer's shoes? Is that when the chickens come home to roost?"

'I sent out for everything.'

Come dine with me!

"'Quid pro quo' is a no-no, Bradbury. Around here we say 'reciprocal altruism'."

'The efficiency expert's recommendation is we drink more coffee!'

"I said I wanted to visit the Brandenburg Gate."

'I'm judging by your silence Al that you're giving me the green light on the Greenwich project. I just want to say that I admire your leadership. I guess that's why you've been running this company for 20 years.'

Tennis fans queuing at Wimbledon.

"Ok, do we agree the minutes of the last meeting?"

'Sure beats your cupping your ear!'

"That report on corporate redundancy... I'd like it in triplicate."

Go team!

"I drink just enough coffee to make me think I can do my job."

"That's Paul, he's our head of partnerships..."

'I'm sorry, but everyone is in a meeting.'

"So then the VP of Sales looks right at me and says 'Larry, what's going on? We don't have any traction in the market.' Like it's MY fault!"

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'Now THAT'S a presentation! Great delivery, great graphics, and he moonwalks from the room.'

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

'Try and be negative in a positive way.'

Sales chart is buildings in background.

Cut out and keep your own Christmas Caterer.

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'A little piece of advice, Verl. . . cut your sandwich loaf on a diagonal . . . that way people will think they're gettin' more.'

'Gentlemen, I've been authorized to sweeten the offer.'

"Quit stalling, Smithers. Where's the SALES chart?"

'Did you just show your teeth at me Wilson?'

"This is our soft opening."

"...Our extensive in house survey found that 82% of you think in house surveys are a waste of time."

"He's on screen saver. Just tap him."

"My preferred pronoun is they."

"Oh dear...I don't think negotiations are going too well..."