Spoon Player Admirer Mugs

'Play Beethoven's Fifth and this ten pence piece is all yours!'

'You're going to have to make some changes in your lifestyle.'

Soup of the month.

"We're at the top of the food chain and rulers of all we survey. What could possibly go wrong?"

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

He avoids wrath, envy, lust, greed, gluttony and sloth -- the problem is he's proud of it!

"And by president we mean the one on Saturday night tv, not the real one. He kinda sucks."

"To save time, I'll just mention the people I’m not thanking."

"Our new information management system has just worked out where we wasted most money last year. . . It was on the new information management system."

"Then, after college, I joined the navy. Wait, I think I hear him coming."

"I just need help getting the pit out."

"I'm afraid he left everything to charity... Oh, I see. I take it your name's Charity?"

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

Why don't you ever like to spoon?

'Do you know how fast you were going?'

"The UWS association for the advancement of A.I."

Magic Tricks

"The bad news is we've fired 80% of your office. The good news is we're fixing the coffee machine."

I like what I'm seein' out there. This could be our year Wikowski.

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

Caution: ironic literal proverb ahead (fork in the road)

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

"The last one is Uncle Charlie. He was pardoned in 1987."

"Here comes the quote unquote dog whisperer."

"Police, this is the wife of Magi the magician, something's happened to him!"

'And then, just to humor the guy I said 'I need a hug', little thinking that the big gorilla would do just that.'

'Don't worry it's organic...'

"I'm astounded that your dog is channeling Eubie Blake! Has he never heard of Elton John?"

"Beats me. They put up the sign and went to their panic room."

Met Office: Wet today and dry tomorrow.

"There's nothing magical about if, actually I just have a knack for this sort of thing."

'Do you have to be so melodramatic?'

'The company I ran was non-profit, but that wasn't intentional.'

'I'm Bored'