Spooky Vibes Explorer Mugs

You said the house had cathedral ceilings but nothing about a cathedral basement.

"I think he was a celebrity."

"Where’s your sense of Gothic romance?"

Colonial Larrysburg.

George Michael

Illustration for 'The Notting Hill Mystery'. (woman pulled out of the river).

Old Book Smell

Welcome to a parallel universe. It's like 50 years ago, man. Coffee costs a quarter, tie-dye is groovy, there is a draft. Lots of differences: Free love, man. Corporations are evil. And some similarities. Joy is a new 8-track player. Shut yer #@$% yapper!

"Cancel my landline...are you crazy?"

"The keep saying unrestored and what a nice PATINA, Ted. A better-sounding word for old tarnished stuff would be SCRINCH or SKRITCH, don't you think, eh, Ted?"

Gustave Charpentier

Nobody warned Marge that a side effect of a hip replacement is feeling more hippy.

"I got a chocolate bar and gum!" "What the #!@* is 'CBD oil'?!"

Cherub string quartets

"Never too old to rock and roll."

Pie Shoppe and Sweeny Todd's barber shop.

'Old blue-screen's back!'

John Lennon

'That vintage reminded Harlow of his worst year in the market.'

I've always wanted to be enigmatic but I talk too much.

"Sure makes a change from New York!"

George Washington

"Something's happening. I saw someone drinking a Manhattan today."

'Dang! That was a brand new bag!'

'Well, it's an easy job, but I should warn you: The boss is quite the charmer...'

"You're thinking of a different cut, Mrs Sigmond. This piece comes from about here."

"The guard house is straight ahead, but I tell you right now there's been some mistake."

Greenwich Fair

Little Nell's anxiety

Yo, Twitchy

"I think it's an early version of facebook."

Steve Ray Vaughn.

Nostalgia TV.

Stop, Walk, Love

'You know, I've been thinking. If only I could get Multitouch...'