Spooky Spenders Mugs

"Trick or Treat - sorry, cash only."

Stuff: You Don't Really Need But Still Don't Have.

"Where can I find the lefts?"

'Just look at him- a fool and his money are soon partying!'

'Oh that's weird! i just had a shiver go down my wallet. My wife must have just bought something.'

"Hey, I just got a burst of consumer confidence- let's go buy something."

"I don't mind out of control spending as long as it's on stuff I like."

"Mum, why can't we just have a normal Sunday roast like other families?"

'You didn't realise she was so expensive? The clue is in the name!'

'Just follow my voice to the checkout stand.'

'Good heavens, Margaret, the bailout was for wall street, not for you.'

Vampire

'Credit card customer of the month'

Frankenstein Collectibles: Buyer Beware

Buyer's Remorse for Dummies

'In life I was scorned for worshipping the Almighty Dollar.'

Impulse Investors Welcomed.

'I think it's time to stop shopping when the computer asks you if you need another shopping cart.'

Pushy Cashpoint

'I blew the $50 million settlement I got from my ex here in 6 months. Oh, well, that's 3 more than if I had started a winery.'

"I left your credit card outside. It's still smoking."

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

'Sure, I could stop spending, but who am I to trip the economy into a depression?'

'Remember me? Two weeks ago you gave me a loan for $25,000...I've been having a ball and I'd like to do it again!'

"It speaks to my desire to spend money."

"National debt this, national debt that, haven't these politicians heard of plastic?"

The cost of Halloween.

'Don't bother using the cash machine on the High St. I've worn it out.'

At the monster supermarket.

The True Meaning of Christmas

"He was only here as a visitor, but collapsed when he saw the car park charges."

Some airlines are charging for coffee and water. Brilliant efficiency, but also a threat. To us? We're a caf

angel: 'My old regret is, I didn't go now, pay later.'

"We finally caught the person who's been cloning you credit cards sir...Turns out it's your wife."

Expense Culture Advice.