Spooky Pet Pal Prints

Witches

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Chasebook

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"Humans are strange."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Separation

"Cat park"

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

Examination.

Monster Baseball

Dog Day Afternoon

But it's the other leg that hurts.

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

Labrador for sale

"Ya know, that cork was there for a reason."

The Taming of the Ewe

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."