Spooky Pet Pal Prints

Witches

Woman and pets with hair sticking straight up all enter Stress Management Clinic.

"It get it – you're hungry."

Caveman's dog with head outside car window.

"There's really not much to obedience school. Just listen up and do what they say."

"He's no hat and all corgis."

"I'm seeing some dominance issues."

"Well, it's disappointing: Young Master seems to use the term 'best friend' for anybody who pays him the slightest attention..."

Christmas Pets

I'm beginning to regret buying that Roomba.

"I know you're scared, but you can do this! Remember that time I had to clean up after you and I didn't have a bag and had to use leaves?! I was so afraid, but I did it…"

'Can't you at least wait until half time?!'

Chasebook

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I don't understand: I lick the plates clean, but Mistress still puts them in the dishwasher afterwards...'

Juniors Baby Sitting Service.

'Now, you're new here, but you should know the rules: I get Master's newspaper and slippers! Got that?'

"No, wait a minute. I'm King. You're Rex."

"Finally, Miss Big-Shot calls her dead mother!"

"Humans are strange."

Separation

'Oh that just means he wants you to rub his tummy.'

Dog Day Afternoon

Monster Baseball

The Tutankhamen Expedition 1908 (The Economy Version).

But it's the other leg that hurts.

Examination.

"Cat park"

"I've been getting really excited about squirrels even when my dog isn't with me."

'Oh, he's been a bad dog all right - why else would he lawyer up?'

State of the Art Dog.

"I just don't get it, they don't do it themselves, so why do they insist on us sitting before crossing the road?"

Dog Sees Only Food

Labrador for sale

"I'm OK. But I think the dog wants to go out."