Spooky Breakfast Lover Mugs

New Demon-O’s! A surprise in every box!

Love at First Sight

"I'm just here to pick up some bagels."

Self Service Restaurant: 'Where do you keep the eggs?'

Welcome Spring.

"Easy for you to say - you're cured!"

Chiller Theatre

"Why am I always the designated driver?!"

',,, and if anyone knows of a reason why these two should not be married, let them storm this castle with pitchforks and torches or forever hold their peace,'

The witch of the west again showed no water usage for the month.

"Son, you can't get blood from a turnip!"

Full English Breakfast.

'Ahhhh?I love the smell of a staff meeting in the morning!'

"Where can I find the lefts?"

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

Where Deviled Eggs come from

'We've only got a couple of days to finish this box of cereal. Mom'll never let us eat something called energy-packed after school's out.'

"So why do you need a ladder to make pancakes?"

"Number 2. Step forward please."

All-Day Breakfast

The pig that had a glimpse of the afterlife.

"We can hit any creperie you want, sonny boy."

Ghost frightens the photo booth.

'I don't know who you are stranger, but if you mess with big Gus you'll be in your coffin by dawn!'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

"She's losing a lot of cream cheese. We're going to have to cut her open."

Sister to brother: 'It's kind of like alphabet soup, only for numbers crunchers.'

A barbarian warrior eats his breakfast

Great moments in 'Haute Cuisine'. . . America gives the world the Donut Sandwich.

"Okay so which one stole your cereal?"

'Mmm...Smells like waffles!'

Captain Hook's lesser known brother - Captain Spatula

"Apparently the wee pancake by itself had been breakfast."