Spontaneous Strategist Prints

"I have an agenda but I don't have a timetable."

'The secret to doing a book report is only picking books that have been made in to movies.'

McMorkim's Cheeses Security A gang of mice wheeling in a giant mousetrap with Pizza and Beer as bait to a Security Guard's post hoping to gain access to a cheese Factory if the Guard is trapped.

Cardiac Recovery.

"well done rescuing my son. Now, your final task is to quietly transfer the baby to the cradle upstairs, without waking him."

Rusty, not believing in God, seized his chance...

What's In Her Bag? Coachella Edition!

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

'My hot-shot assistant was named as one of the top 10 to watch."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

"To think—this meeting, which turned into the perfect day, filled with spontaneous adventures that will become priceless memories, could have been an e-mail."

"This is a fast-paced job you're applying for...what are your goals...where do you see yourself in the next 10 minutes?"

“Look! We’re on the naked cam!”

"Mom, Dad, this is Kevin, our new ombudsman."

"Can I have another free biscuit for my dog?" "Sure." "Can you warm this one up? Maybe sprinkle some cinnamon and sugar on it, and maybe make it three biscuits?" "You sure this is for your dog?" "Can you also sprinkle a little turkey on it?"

'For P.R. purposes, let's use the phrase, 'uncanny luck' rather than 'dumb luck'.'

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'You'll want Mr. Pigglesworth's version of the story too, I assume?'

The Last-Minute Halloween Costume Parade

'This time, put it someplace where we can find it.'

In Disguise.

"I'm afraid there will be more cuts."

It was an impulse buy.

'I can feel it, Henderson - Someone out there is up to no good.'

"I don't think he can touch your in-the-dirt ball."

'It's the simple things.'

'No, you can't write off the cost of your wake-up call service.'

Furtive Milking

Cardiac Recovery Unit (surprise party waiting around corner.)

'Quick, pen and paper! The muzak has brought poetry bubbling to the surface!'

"No. I can still see you."

"I know we just met, but let's go stroll in the rain, kiss passionately, and profess our love in a spontaneous, coordinated dance."