Solitary Strategist Prints

Killing time, and vice versa....

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

A quiet game at cribbage

'It's lonely hear at the top - Thank God I've never been a people person.'

"We offer a generous flex time policy - you can work your 90 hours per week any way you'd like."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Staring down the enemy in the heat of battle! That is how sausage is made!"

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

'He's soccer mad! Ever since he did his first sums he's wanted to be a players' agent.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

Rock champion (Rock, paper, scissors).

'Now that we all agree on the agenda, a show of hands on how many want to keep it hidden.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Well, I was under oath, so I couldn't lie outright, but I'm a weasel of course, so I have a way with words..."

Sly Fox

'That's one hell of a lawyer.'

Model Stealth Bomber.

"Someday all these anonymous accounts will belong to shell companies of which you will deny all knowledge."

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

'No kidding? You're the bluebird of mutually assured destruction deterrants?'

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."

No Man is an Island

'One day you'll be able to 'sack' a football manager.'

Hmm...all the best!

It appeals to pride,greed,lust, sloth and envy, but we're overlooking gluttony and avarice.'