Spontaneous Laughter Seeker Prints

"You'll have to excuse my date. He spontaneously combusts from time to time."

Sympathetic nursing will work wonders

"That'll be five bucks."

The only time cats are known to laugh.

"Don't you just hate restaurants that make you feel rushed?"

"OMG, LOL!"

"Just because we're hyenas doesn't mean we always have to get Laughing Cow cheese."

Would you be willing to sign something regarding the fat content of your burger? Like what? My colon.

'Ben just fired my ten guage goose gun. He should be coming back this way any minute now.'

"What did Jesus order?"

Wet Cement. Always the joker, aren't you, Ernie?

'No Fred, this one is one me!'

"I'm not a doctor, but I don't think the problem is with your bladder, Bob."

"Projectile hairballing."

Drunk Barber

'In the alternate universe I've come up with, everything would be exactly the same except cats would bark.'

'Admit it, you've been laughing behind my back ever since 1957 when we went in that hall of mirrors in Skegness!'

he used to belong to a cartoonist

"Why don't I clang some utensils, make 3 grilled cheese sandwiches and we call it an early night?"

'When Johhny told everyone he was going to be a comedian they all laughed...'

'Because I'm so sick of those movies, now go get me a romantic comedy.'

'Ha, ha! But seriously folks...'

'When Einstein wrote about time and relativity he must have been watching a football game where the last 30 seconds took two hours.'

Football heads...

People on the train reading each other's books - only it's the same as their own.

"I've always wanted to do this - 'knock, knock...who's there?'"

Bald Man Overcomb

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

When Stupid People Get an Idea

Comedy Store - Canned Laughter delivery.

'Now that's what I call a religious broadcast.'

Frank and Ernie's Classic Cars. '40s - '50s - '60s. Hi! Do you have any cars with fins in the back? Sorry, sir, nothing with Fins in the back -- but there are a couple with Norwegians in the trunk!

'He's not in now. This is his secwatawy.'

'I don't understand. Why do you want to have your arms extended?'

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